WWE Wrestler Has Backstage Heat Simply For Existing

Midcard wrestler Daryl “Smash Jackson” Sorensen has reportedly landed himself in the doghouse, apparently just for being there.  He has spent weeks doing jobs on Superstars and had been forced to change in the hallway outside the locker room for the last several weeks in what appears to be a heretofore unseen violation of the ambiguous rules of backstage conduct.

<!–more–>”I’ve seen people get in trouble for some weird crap during the time I’ve been here,” said one worker who requested anonymity so he wouldn’t have to toss Vince McMahon’s salad on Raw as punishment, “Leaving early, not shaking everyone’s hand, shaking everyone’s hand, not beating up Batista for screwing their girlfriend, but this is the first time I’ve seen anyone get in this much trouble just for being there.  It’s insane.”

Another worker who also requested anonymity had a different take on the situation: “The guy’s a genius. He just got here, and already found a way to collect a six figure salary for doing practically nothing.  He’s not taking many bumps, gets to eat at catering, and it’ll probably be like seven years before they even remember he’s under contract and release him.  I wish I’d thought of it.”