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>> This weekend:  Drive-In Discs, Donnie Brasco, Total Recall, Fargo and Memento!  You know, I'm a tad disappointed someone already did Memento now, because I had the mother of all wacked out reviews that I was gonna bust out this weekend for that movie, complete with backwards paragraph structure and fact tattoo bullet-points, but fair is fair, I guess.  My own theory on Memento is that Leonard never actually had retrograde amnesia, but is just a really twisted fuck.  I recommend seeing for yourself and making your own judgments, though. 

>> Welcome Matthew Hardaway and Chris Talerico to our roster of permanent writers.  And remember, if you like (or dislike) what you read here, be sure to send them some feedback. 

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>> Only 4 more days until MOTHERFUCKING GODFATHER, BABY!  And Snow White.  Same thing.  Thank god for Amazon credits. 

Memento added 2001.10.06
by Kurt Berger
You will forget this review within 2 minutes of reading it. 

Fargo added 2001.10.06
by Erik Schwob
You know...funny-lookin'. 

Total Recall: SE added 2001.10.06
by Brandon Barnette
Cahnsidah dis a divahs.

Donnie Brasco added 2001.10.06
by Dom'nick Rubble
Fuhgeddaboudit.     

Drive-In Discs, Volume One added 2001.10.06
by Paul Sebert
Joe Bob Briggs would be proud.   

Terminator: Special Edition added 2001.10.05
by Scott Keith
I'll be...uh...line? 

Platoon added 2001.10.05
by Paul Jacobi
War is heck.

Ghostbusters: Collector's Edition added 2001.10.05
by Matthew Hardaway
I keep forgetting if I'm the gatekeeper or keymaster...

Armageddon: Criterion Collection added 2001.10.05
by Chris Talerico
"You see that helicopter there?  Michael Bay paid $300,000 for that one shot and we never learn what it's there for or see it again." 

Superman: Collector's Edition added 2001.10.05
by Erik Schwob
He's no Hurricane, I can tell you that.

Rocky: Special Edition added 2001.10.05
by Dom'nick Rubble
I'll refrain from making the obvious remark. 

Jaws 2 added 2001.10.05
by George Noriega, Jr.
DON'T GO INTO THE REVIEW SECTION! Um, again. 

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